Yes, 11. Not 10 but 11
1. You don’t like butter chicken-
HOW can you not like butter chicken! Just how? Recent researches have shown that people who love butter chicken are happy people. Do you not want to be happy?
2. Everything you see, you synonymize with love-
Love is beautiful. Love is wonderful. Love. Love. LOVE. I get it. You love, love but that doesn’t mean I love, love or that I would want you to make me love, love. STOP.
3. You’re a selfie addict-
Let’s face it, when you see an iPhone all you want to do is take selfies. The days you bathe you take selfies (only because, mom won’t believe you otherwise.
You need to stop bathing. Just a little bit of deodorant here and there and you’re done for 2 days.
4. You’re a student-
I genuinely feel bad for you. I’m a student. We all need help. *pats on your back* *sniffles* *tries not to cry*
ITS JUST SO HARD, YOU KNOW *sobs*
5. You like math-
You know you need help. That subject has ruined lives and you say you like it? Huh? It fails, paralyses and numbs some of us, but you, you choose to take it’s side? WHERE IS THE HUMANITY? Tch tch tch.
6. You think a DP with smoke coming out of your mouth is cool-
You look like an idiot. Why don’t you put a picture of your lungs too. Show yourself from the inside. Right?
7. You change boyfriends/girlfriends like you change clothes-
I used to change math tutors like I change clothes. Very frequently. Very very frequently. Your girlfriend/boyfriend is not my math tutor. You need to stop being a moron.
8. You have a fake accent-
It’s annoying and you just don’t stop talking in it. If you studied in America and you’re from India then why do you have a British accent? You’re not even doing the accent right? And stop saying “DAYYAAMM” please?
9.You eat fevicol-
You need help. Stop eating that gloop, it’ll make you sick. DONT EAT IT.
10.You think being desi is not cool-
Whaty uptight idiot. If you like dal chawal instead of lentils cooked in rosewater and *insert exotic Thailand spices* served on a bed of rice, dude nothing is wrong with you. I’m not saying don’t enjoy the finer things in life but stop dissing the desi ones. The ones that make you who you are.
11.You get people added back to family whatsapp groups when they’re slyly trying to leave the group-
You just don’t believe in “live and let live”, right? You’re totally against it. Now I have to justify as to why I wanted to leave the group. Thankyou so much. Ugh